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"These are the quotes from my favorite 80’s movies" — The Bouncing Souls

You are pretty awesome when you’re high…

You are pretty awesome when you’re high…

You’re not you when you’re drunk….

You’re not you when you’re drunk….

Another Purell ad I wish existed

Another Purell ad I wish existed

Mike Portnoy…..my doppleganger apparently.

Mike Portnoy…..my doppleganger apparently.

If you play in hills of Gold Bond Medicated Powder, make sure to wear goggles. And make sure they aren’t the kind that “do nothing!”

If you play in hills of Gold Bond Medicated Powder, make sure to wear goggles. And make sure they aren’t the kind that “do nothing!”

This is an ad I wish existed for Purell.

This is an ad I wish existed for Purell.

Please tell me this is not true. #ultimatewarrior

Please tell me this is not true. #ultimatewarrior

The 90’s saw economic prosperity with the number of people employed at the C&C Music Factory.

The 90’s saw economic prosperity with the number of people employed at the C&C Music Factory.

Spicing up the utility bill once again. I guess there won’t be one for next month :( #animal #muppets #muppetbabies

Spicing up the utility bill once again. I guess there won’t be one for next month :( #animal #muppets #muppetbabies


Yes, I do think I am funny.

Yes, I do think I am funny.

I only have one request for my funeral….

I only have one request for my funeral….

Reblogged from untitledscreenplays
untitledscreenplays:

I am beyond thrilled to finally announce my upcoming book “This Movie Will Require Dinosaurs" due out July 1st through Perigee Books!Featuring some of the best posts from this blog and so, so, so much more. It never would have happened without all of you friends and followers sharing it as much as you have, so THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! You are wonderful.
And get this: YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT NOW! Click the link of your choice below and get your purchase on, y’all! 
Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, iTunes, Books-A-Million, Powells
Once again, thank you all SO MUCH. I am very humbled and excited and grateful. 

untitledscreenplays:

I am beyond thrilled to finally announce my upcoming book “This Movie Will Require Dinosaurs" due out July 1st through Perigee Books!Featuring some of the best posts from this blog and so, so, so much more. It never would have happened without all of you friends and followers sharing it as much as you have, so THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! You are wonderful.

And get this: YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT NOW! Click the link of your choice below and get your purchase on, y’all! 

Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Indiebound, iTunes, Books-A-Million, Powells

Once again, thank you all SO MUCH. I am very humbled and excited and grateful.